Chapter 5 Page 149

Hi, wanna meet my Aliens? They're the hottest Aliens you'll ever see.
EXO! Currently I'm so damn fudgin love with them. They're cool and hot as hell. They saparated in 2 direction, but still one.
First, Suho. The guardian leader from K. He may looks small, but really manly. Really guardian for K side. He just turn to 22 last Tuesday. Trainee about 7 damn years, not a wastin' time, Oppa, you looks awesome :') Next, Chanyeol or Eggyolk lol! He's skinny, still cool! Enrolled in a private acting institution, wait...... why the heaven he become a singer? It doesn't matter anyway, he looks good for EXO. Another member is D.O. Donut :p his voice is an angel's voice, hupth. EXO also have Bacon, I mean Baekhyun (mianhae Oppa^^). He have another angel's voice, he's cute too! And, this bitchy, the dance machine, my favorite from all of them, Kkamjong or Kai. Damn this man, why he have to be handsome but cute but hot. What do you eat, Kkamjong? I can't stand it when I see you too fuckin much! Meet the maknae of K side, Sehunah. He looks so flawless from up to down><
Move to M direction. We have Kris, the leader. He have lots of fan bcs he's handsome (absolutely-_-). This leader is fluent in English, Mandarin, Korean and Cantonese. No doubt he become a leader. The oldest from all EXO member, Xiumin, he's Korean actually, but idk why the fudge he's in M side. He may the oldest, but his face? Well...... he have that baby face after all ._. Another older member from the rest of EXO, Luhan or you can call him my baby Lulu<3 He's the older after Xiumin. Lulu is 22 and have that super-duper-hyper damn cute face! Lulu's my favorite after Kai. Lulu paired with Sehun, and thats why they come to HunHan. Idk if they really are gay or not but seriously why the hell I like this couple???!?? No matter what, HunHan is the cutest couple. Neeeext, there's Chen. He's Korean like Xiumin. Chen is handome anyway, and his voice.......... aish, fly me to heaven Oppa~ And we have Lay, I don't know too much about Lay, but he's good looking tehehe~ Last, the maknae from M side, Tao! Actually, I'm kinda afraid bcs of his eyes, scary to death. But I found out the actually he was cute as child, he act like a child. He even cryin' bcs of he have to separated with EXO-K or when he missed EXO-K, it was cute but................. OH TAO PLEASE, YOU HAVE THAT SCARY TATTOO ON YOUR BACK AND YOU GOOD AT WUSHU AND THAT SCARY EYES THAT FREAK ME OUT! Just please don't cry, Tao.